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Hawthorne

Hawthorne.

Hawthorne

Full name:

Hawthorne

Gender:

Male

Species:

Hermit Crab

Role:

Self-proclaimed mayor

Skin color:

Orange

Friends:

Sherman, Megan, Filmore, Ernest

Family:

Hawthorne's mother

Hawthorne is an ill-tempered, loudmouthed hermit crab. He is also the self proclaimed mayor of the lagoon.

Hawthorne once got eaten by Sherman.

According to his official bio size and attitude are oftentimes inversely proportional as the laptop crab with the mainframe disposition demonstrates time and time again. He’s a toe-pinching, penny-pinching, party pooping, macho, beer can-dwelling, woke-up-on-the-wrong-side-of-life hermit crab who’s a little too much crab and not enough hermit, thank you very much.

Hawthorne excels at ripping the other residents of the lagoon off, and he also owned the local lagoon newspaper, the Lagoon Tribune. As mentioned before, he is rude, stingy, abrasive, insulting and a frankly a borderline criminal. He takes great callous pleasure in pinching human toes and pinching the other residents of the lagoon.

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